And if you've seen my cleaning calendar (I don't think you have...except for maybe like, one of you?), you know that I usually sweep my front porch every Monday.
Well, on Monday, I swept my front porch. Spic and span.
Monday night = monsoon. Tuesday, porch =
But then, Tuesday night = monsoon. So Wednesday, porch =
Indeed, the weather swept my porch. Not perfectly, mind you, but who cares?
Moral of the story: don't do chores.
And so it happened that I told a story about my front porch...to the internet.
In other pointless news, the overcastness of this week has caused quite the conundrum in my life:
sunglasses or no sunglasses?
I put them on, and then I decide it's too dark, and take them off.
Then my light-sensitive eyes are like, "Whoa! Weird light-reflecting-off-the-clouds stuff going on here. Sunglasses - stat." So I put them back on.
I wish I was kidding when I tell you that this has happened several times per car trip this week.
Such an exciting life I lead, no?
And finally, for my birthday, my momma gave me some moneys to use for my first facial ever. I went today and I might be a little bit hooked.
The place I went to is called the Southwest Institute of Natural Aesthetics (SWINA). It's technically a school, but it was really so professional and wonderful that I had no idea. Plus, the fact that it's a school makes it a great deal! Their August special gets you their 1-hour signature facial (skin analysis, cleansing, exfoliation, mask + hand-foot-shoulder massage) for $25! Score!
Needless to say, I'm going back. If you go too, ask for Stephanie J. She was awesome.
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